Holla

There was this one time we went on a man hunt.
But like I still haven't asked anyone to MORP.

T-Swizzle is my main man.

Her songs hit me in the feels.

Also A Great Big World.

But mostly T-Swizzle.

Ariel tried to teach me to twerk.

But obviously it didn't work.

If I can raise my ACT score by 1 point

I can get the presidential scholarship at USU.

Except physics. Physics will probs ruin that.

I learn more about physics watching Mythbusters

than I actually do in real life physics. Holla.

We got swag 4 lyfe and we'll make a good wife.

I'm definitely crushing on this sophomore I met

over the summer. And my aunt is setting me up

with him, and I ain't even mad. Holla.

I have "mysophobic tendencies." 

And it kind of scares me.

I have a phobia of my phobia. Holla.

A year from now I will be ordering off 

of informercials like nobodies business.

Also I will buy a monkey.

Also I'm 17. Which is mentioned in approx 15 thousand

songs. So this year is going to be the best. Holla.